April 23rd, 2010
A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”
“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re quite healthy and fit, your just lazy”
“OK,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”
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April 23rd, 2010
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like
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April 23rd, 2010
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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April 22nd, 2010
Welcome back to Heart Health Life. We welcome medical news, comments and especially medical jokes
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